“FAST SONGS ABOUT FUCKING”
In the spirit of what can only be called a really over-played joke, here’s five loud-fast songs about fucking, all of them ninety seconds or less. Listener discretion advised (I am really mature):
1. Kamikaze Sex Pilots – Alien Sex Fiend
Straight out of Tacoma, Washington, Kamikaze Sex Pilots are probably one of the only ska-punk bands that have ever existed in the northwest. Really unexpectedly good bass breakdowns. Amazingly nice guys. They played in Olympia Wa a few times, if you missed them you probably can never say that you’ve lived a full life.
2. Arrogant Sons of Bitches – I Just Wanna Have Sex With You
Pretty damn clear. By the way if you remotely like this song and you don’t already know this; Jeff Rosenstock, the front man for ASOB is also the front man of a (in my opinion) much cooler project known only as Bomb the Music Industry. Living up to their name, you can download all of their music for free off of their website here.
3. Bad Brains – Pay to Cum
Pretty sure that ever since American Hardcore came out, everybody and their mom (esp. if your mom was a punk in the 80s, because it’s been that long) knows who Bad Brains are. If you don’t, consider this an important introduction. If you do and you’ve heard this song before, enjoy a slightly different recording of it! Also if you feel like it torrent American Hardcore, keep in mind its owned by Sony Pictures.
4. NoFX – Fun Things to Fuck
Yep. Fuck you I like NoFX, I’m sorry. Anyway they’re coming to The King Cat in Seattle on January 24th, I’ll be there. I’d also go to the one at the Roseland in Portland, but not legally allowed to leave the state yet, so go in my honor. More information about NoFX tour here.
5. CH3 – Wet Spots
Its just so romantic.
Yep.
So there ya go. Some really high-brow stuff here. By the way, if you like any of these Top Five posts and/or want any of the songs for some reason, you might want to read our post here about how to download streaming music. It’s not perfect, doesn’t work for every website anymore, but it has its successes, certainly useful if you’re technologically impotent.
– Andrew
The Least Pretentious Music Blog Ever 